Dr. Schlessinger modern-day soothsayer talking gibberish but can't diagram why persons have behaved a particular way!

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Dr. Laura Schlessinger 'Master' of Psychology
(or the N word ???)

63 year old Dr. Laura Schlessinger (who's been on the air since 1979) has resigned her talk show host position after a large number of radio stations dropped the Dr. Laura show from their programming. The Stations dropped the Dr. Laura show when sponsors pulled advertising from the show after Schlessinger used the n word on the air 11 times while talking to an afro-american caller who was having problems with her interracial marriage. Dr. Laura is now receiving support from Sarah Palin who is saying to keep fighting.

Dr. Laura moved into national syndication in 1994 and at the peak of her career had the 2nd highest rated radio talk show (behind Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh) broadcast on more than 450 radio stations.

Although she claims to be a "Licensed Psychotherapist" The only certification she actually holds (in counseling) is a California Family & Marriage Counselor certificate. She does hold a Doctorate in Physiology (which does not however allow her to use the title "Licensed Psychotherapist").

Soothsayer

soothsayer (plural soothsayers)
One who predicts the future, using magic, intuition or intelligence

Gibberish

gibberish (usually uncountable; plural gibberishes)
speech or writing that is unintelligible, incoherent or meaningless
needlessly obscure or overly technical language

Diagram

diagram (plural diagrams)
A plan, drawing, sketch or outline to show how something works, or show the relationships between the parts of a whole.
Electrical diagrams show device interconnections.
(Should we delete(+) this redundant sense?) (mathematics) A graphic representation of an algebraic or geometric relationship.
A graph or chart.

Logical Scenario

Psychology Lecture

Dr. Laura Schlessinger has been invited to lecture psychology graduate students at Georgetown University.

Group of protesters are marching outside in protest for her using the 'N' word 11 times talking to an Afro-American caller.

Ladies and Gentlemen I have apologized for my insensitive behavior to use the 'N' word. Let me explain what happened.

Once upon a time I have sat in your seat as a psychology major. My professors have trained me to speak gibberish.

Gibberish means we don't know any more about human behaviors today than soothsayers did back during the Medieval Period.

Our profession has been based upon coining terms using high polluted words that nobody understands to make us appear intelligent.

Of course now if our clients were to ask us to diagram the origin of his or her psychiatric disorder, then we couldn't do it.

Dr. Sigmund Freud was a cocaine addict. He has demonstrated how easy it is for psychology students to get high concoct a bunch of gibberish to sell and folks will buy it hook, line and sinker.

Pharmaceutical labs have become privy to Dr. Freud's book. So laboratories have sponsored Sigmund Freud and/or his disciples as soothsayers to write prescription medication for psychotropic drugs.

Moral of my story is: If you wish to talk over person's head to sound intelligent, then speak in gibberish never to define any terminology and folks will buy what you say hook, line and sinker.

Rule 36 Requests for Admission

INSTRUCTION

Please check [X] ADMIT or DENY to my following requests for admission:

1. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Chalkboards are in classrooms
2. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Chalkboards provide visual cues
3. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Chalkboards enable teachers to diagram
4. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Diagram is a layout for physical examination
5. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Diagram is a replica of a real life phenomenon
6. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Diagram allows one to visually inspect
7. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Flowchart may serve to diagram
8. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Organizational chart may serve to diagram
9. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Blueprint may serve to diagram
10. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Video may serve to diagram
11. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Poster board may serve to diagram
12. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Psychiatric office has a couch
13. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Psychiatric patient talks about his or her problems
14. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Psychiatrist listens and analyzes him or her
15. [ ] ADMIT [ ] DENY Psychiatrist writes prescription without diagram

Closing Arguments

Universities across the USA have graduated millions of college students with doctorate degrees in psychiatry or psychology.

Not a single college graduate has ever published a book that has diagrammed the rudiment cause of emotional disorders or criminal behaviors.

Instead each college graduate has been trained as disciples of Sigmund Freud in the field of analytical psychology.

He or she has been taught to speak a gibberish language to conceal his or her ignorance from public purview.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger has exposed her true ignorance by using the 'N' word eleven times while attempting to psychoanalyze an Afro-American woman married to a White man.

In reality, Dr. Schlessinger is a modern-day soothsayer impersonating herself as a physician.

Somehow when she waves her magic wand spouting off high polluted words the public has become spellbound to believe her as speaking the truth.

All one has to say is: Draw me a diagram so I can see with my own eyes whether you have been telling me the truth or not!

Dan4:7 Then came the magicians, the astrologers, the Chaldeans, and the soothsayers; and I told the dream before them; but they did not make know unto me the interpretation thereof.
Jos13:22 Balaam also the son of Boer, a soothsayer, did the children of Israel slay with a sword among them that were slain by them.

Amen!